So I was talking with the illustrious Tim Sampson the other night. Naturally, our cynical banter turned to the recent faux-news from the "entertainment" world that Paris Hilton has given herself a deadline to be married and pregnant within a year.
Tim and I were both horrified at the prospect of this woman actually reproducing. How can such a useless person succeed in the grand scheme of passing genes to future generations?? Where has natural selection gotten us?? Darwin, where art thou?!
We both decided it was in the best interest of mankind to stop this evolutionary tragedy from occurring. Soooo, (naturally) we decided that the best thing to do is start a petition to Sterilize Paris. If we get 1,000 signatures, she has to get her tubes tied. I will even pay for it.
