I was just reading the national news sites' coverage of the multiple national disasters going on in the world... The lingering effects of the Myanmar cyclone, the tornadoes across the southern US, and the earthquake this morning in China.
Then I decided to check out what our local news outlets were saying.
Here's the Commercial Appeal's lead story from this morning:

It's a stupid headline no matter how you slice it, but it's just sad in light of what's actually going on in the world today.