Hazards of Spin Class
"So what's up with the neck brace? How'd you get hurt?"
"Well, I was being a loud jackass in spin class. By the way, I go to spin class. It's really intense! Sometimes I just get way into it and start grunting and yelling "Woo!" really loudly. Anyway, this jerk couldn't hang with it and threw me and my bike into a wall."
"Spin class, huh?"
That's this guy.