Eat Meat
Parents who imposed strict vegan diet on child may face charges
Parents who imposed strict vegan diet on child may face charges
"So what's up with the neck brace? How'd you get hurt?"
"Well, I was being a loud jackass in spin class. By the way, I go to spin class. It's really intense! Sometimes I just get way into it and start grunting and yelling "Woo!" really loudly. Anyway, this jerk couldn't hang with it and threw me and my bike into a wall."
"Spin class, huh?"
That's this guy.
^website from some folks that agree with a previous post of mine in which I argue that Westboro Baptist actually defeats its own purpose and gets folks to rally behind gay rights.
You MUST watch this clip of Jeff Conaway on Celeb Rehab.
"I FEEL LIKE A F&$%#$ ANIMAL!!!"
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"I need you to pee standing up"
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Some Baldwin
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My best blog post this week.
11 Phone Tricks from LifeHacker.
"Who is this Monty Python person?".
Why the hell are you in Spamalot if you don't even think Holy Grail is funny??
I also hear his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries. Clay Aiken, I fart in your general direction.
Gizmodo plays a prank at CES. The Consumer Electronics Show is a geekmagnet event that ended today in Las Vegas. Thank God, because now all the tech blogs I read can shut up about it. And go back to the other innane shit they cover.
I must say that I get particular satisfaction from this clip because I really like the TV-B-Gone. You can turn off the idiot box anywhere you go!
Your world today:
Dane Cook breaks stand-up record with 7 hour performance. I thought the lethal dosage of Dane Cook was about 47 minutes...
Britney did some crazy shit, though nobody is sure what.
NOT your mom's tupperware party
You might remember him from this fuck-up
Or this one.